Arrive 2-Hours before your flight- for real this time!

The Bozeman Airport is making a tremendous effort to have departing travelers arrive at least two hours prior to their scheduled departure time. There is construction on airport and on the way to the airport, and well, it is just plain busy! The airport has television commercials and newspaper ads stating so. Here is the official press release:

 

Press Release

Summer Update – June 19, 2014

Travelers departing out of Bozeman can expect road construction delays between the West Yellowstone/Big Sky and the airport as well as road construction and possible detours in the airport vicinity. Please check www.mdt.mt.gov for road construction updates. Travelers can also expect heavy passenger traffic throughout the day and are advised to be at the airport at least 2 hours before departure. The terminal doors open at 3:30 a.m. daily.

Bozeman Airport Busier Than Ever

This article has been extracted from the Bozeman Daily Chronicle, author Jason Bacaj.

Bozeman Yellowstone Airport set for busiest summer yet

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Bozeman Yellowstone International Airport is following up its first year as the busiest airport in Montana with what is being described as its busiest summer season yet.

About 500,000 people are expected to pass through the terminal outside Belgrade from May until September, said Brian Sprenger, airport director.

The bulk of departing passengers are expected to leave between 6 a.m. and 6:30 a.m., as tweaks to different flight schedules and plane sizes have resulted in almost 800 seats scheduled to leave every morning in that half-hour span.

“It’s not a sleepy little airport by any means,” Sprenger said.

Sprenger recommended that people flying out at those times get to the airport 1 1/2 to 2 hours before takeoff to ensure all passengers make their flights.

Work building the new Interstate 90 interchange at Belgrade is going to change traffic patterns during the summer. Sprenger said the different traffic patterns “may surprise people,” which is another reason to give yourself extra time to get to the airport for an early morning flight.

“There are times in the year when you can certainly sleep in and make it to the airport an hour before departure and be fine, but that won’t be the case this summer,” Sprenger said. “We ask for everybody’s patience as we go through this process. This summer will be more difficult because of it, but we anticipate that all of it should be pretty much finished this year.”

Great Article from Montana Mint!

Published on May 11th, 2014 | by Montana Mint Staff.  Original article HERE

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5 Small Town Montana Summer Events You Won’t Want To Miss


Reed Point Boat Float: Yellowstone River (Livingston, Big Timber, Reed Point, Columbus MT) July 10-13

The annual boat float is a three-day float with two overnight stops where hundreds of great people hop on their tubes, rafts, and anything else that floats and let the river take their worries away for a few days. With beach parties, partying like Lewis and Clark,  and a killer street dance in Reed Point this event is a sunny, sandy, sometimes sun burnt path to the best days of your summer.


Pony Duck Races: Pony, MT May 24th

While attendance to this event and most of the others on this list is growing every year, it is still very much an event for the locals. Whether your first time or not, the people you will find in this one horse town are sure to leave you with a cornucopia of memories. For roughly ten bucks you can buy a beer, a plate full of amazing home cooked barbecue, and a little rubber duck with a number on it. Put your duck in the creek and if you are lucky enough to have your duck beat the rest to the finish line, you will be handsomely rewarded. After the races the beer flows all night long, centered around the legendary Pony Bar with live music.


 Miles City Bucking Horse Sale: Miles City,MT May 15-18

The 64th annual Bucking Horse Sale will be taking place this summer in Miles City, and while horses may not be your thing, if you like good people, music, and atmosphere don’t miss this event. You may be up to your knees in mud and beer by the end of the night but it is all in the experience of this full-blown party. During the day you can find yourself watching about every cowboy event under the sun, including some of the most outrageous such as the wild horse race and sheep shaving.


Darby Logger Days: Darby,MT July 18-19

Located right in the heart of the Bitteroot Valley just follow that smell of fresh-cut timber and you will find yourself in one of the more impressive events of the summer. The Ma and Pa race is something you will not want to miss(Google it) as well as the self-explanatory boxing over water competitions. Like all great events live music plays all night long and other than a little sawdust in your beer this event is the cat’s meow.


Augusta Rodeo: Augusta,MT June 29th

Bulls and blood, dust and mud, this is the rodeo to go to this summer. If given the chance to go to any rodeo in Montana this summer I wouldn’t pass it up anymore than I would a free chalupa on Cinco de Mayo. If you are going to pick one though, Augusta is the one to choose, what has been named as the Tourist Event of the Year, this event truly lets you immerses you in the experiences of small town Montana.

Originally posted by Evan Clemens on Unbelievab.ly

Yes, Montana is pretty cool.

32 Photos Of Montana That Will Make You Want To Move There

Don’t believe me? Wait until you see number six. And nine. And 20.

1. In Montana, you’ll see the sun lurking beneath the mountain tops…

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user thor_mark

Glacier National Park

2. … before it finally bursts through the clouds of the big sky.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Isolino

3. Until the clouds decide to swallow it again.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user 5oulscape

Paradise Valley

4. The water seems to be about the only thing in a rush here.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Stuck in Customs

Glacier National Park

5. You can breathe in the cool mountain air…

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user AlbertaScrambler

Chief Mountain

6. … and catch the aromas of the flowers nestled below the mountains.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Stuck in Customs

7. Even a Montana forest fire is beautiful when you view it from up here.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user NASA’s Marshall Space Flight Center

Gallatin National Forest

8. And while winter in Montana is amazing…

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Nomadic Lass

9. … the other seasons explode in colors you could only imagine.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Stuck in Customs

Glacier National Park

10. Although, sometimes the absence of color is stunning, too.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Nomadic Lass

near Havre, Montana

11. See what I mean?

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Nomadic Lass

12. Montana is so big, you’ll feel free even when you’re fenced in.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user USFWS Mountain Prairie

Bridger Range

13. The frozen formations alone are worth the trip…

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Nomadic Lass

14. … even if you travel by train…

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Loco Steve

Two Medicine trestle

15. … but sometimes the riskiest travel is by car.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Loco Steve

“Triple Arches,” Glacier National Park

16. But in Montana, even vehicles that have stopped working are stately.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user LoneWolfMontana (Catching up!!)

17. And the work that is unfinished seems to be the most remarkable.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user LoneWolfMontana (Catching up!!)

Garnet Hotel

18. Until you see something like this.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user LoneWolfMontana (Catching up!!)

19. Montana is so large, the trails seem to go on forever.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Stuck in Customs

20. In fact, the lakes are so lovely in Montana…

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Source: Flickr user Loco Steve

Wild Goose Island, Glacier National Park

21. … that only the rivers can top them.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Stuck in Customs

Glacier National Park

22. Montana has wildlife you’ve only seen on the Discovery Channel…

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user numb – Hey Man Nice Shot

National Bison Range

23. … that go walking wherever they please.

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Source: Flickr user Rich Flynn

Yellowstone National Park

24. Literally, wherever they please.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user jankgo

Glacier National Park

25. And then emerge where you least expect to find them.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Jeff Pang

Glacier National Park

26. They feel free to stand where Custer made his last stand…

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Devin Westhause

Little Bighorn Battlefield

27. … and some of them might follow you around.

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Source: Flickr user Forest Service – Northern Region

Nez Perce National Historic Trail

28. But if the thought of them being close by makes you uncomfortable…

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user OnyxDog86

Yellowstone National Park

29. … just imagine how they feel.

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Source: Flickr user Nomadic Lass

30. As the sun sets, the Big Sky State shows you how it got its name…

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user Nomadic Lass

31. … the stars explode into the sky to send you off to sleep…

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user theqspeaks

Ennis, Montana

32. … and dream about the next gorgeous Montana sunrise.

Photos of Montana

Source: Flickr user markbyzewski

Ski Run at Big Sky Resort gets new name:

Shared from the Daily Telegraph: 

Putin joins the likes of Lenin and Castro in the Dictators ski area Photo: AFP

By Helen Coffey

11:43AM GMT 27 Mar 2014

 

Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia, has had the dubious honour of having a new ski run named after him in the US resort of Big Sky. Dubious because the run, Putin, will join the Marx, the Lenin and the Castro pistes to form the area known as Dictators (clearly a loose application of the “dictator” label).

The Putin will be the new name of a run currently called the First Dictator, located off the top of the 3,400-metre Lone Peak.

The Dictators area is so named because the runs are technically challenging and very steep; determined local skiers christened them back when they had to hike up to them during the Cold War, before the construction of the Lone Peak Tram in 1995. In the resort’s words: “The area was so steep, the skiers who skied there had to be really bad dudes to ski those lines” – hence the Dictators moniker.

Skier does his best topless Putin impression

Big Sky Forbe’s Top 10 Ski Resorts 2014

Can’t say this is a surprise!

http://www.forbes.com/sites/christophersteiner/2012/12/03/the-top-10-ski-resorts-in-the-united-states-for-2013/

The Top 10 Ski Resorts in the United States for 2013

These are the rankings for 2013.  The NEW 2014 Top 10 Ski Resort Rankings can be found here.

Rankings have become so ubiquitous in our world – top colleges, top cities, top jobs, top sandwiches – that they’ve begun to lose

value.  Everybody has a ranking about everything.  Making matters more confusing, most rankings get so granular that nearly every person, place and thing is ranked No. 1 forsomething.

In the ski world, there’s been a bit of this specialization ranking creeping in as well.  To be sure, some of it is fair.  Winter Park, for instance, can’t compare its terrain to that of Snowbird, but the Colorado resort does offer some of the greatest access to disabled and adaptive skiers in the world – and it deserves credit for that.  Other outlets rank snow, grooming, family friendliness, food, lodging, customer service and even the quality of the booze on mountain.

All of those things matter to somebody.  But here we only rank one thing: Awesomeness.  It’s the most important thing we can measure.  If you can know a place’s awesomeness, do you need to know anything else?

Answer: No.

The 2014 Rankings for 182 U.S. resorts, including Overall PAF Score, the best family resorts, best resorts for snow, best for luxury and those that offer the easiest access can be found atZRankings.com.

We measure awesomeness with strict adherence to quantitative and scientific methods.  The rankings you see here are the product of the most honed algorithms ever unleashed on the ski world.  Being on this list means something.  It means awesomeness.

To reiterate, there are NEW 2014 Forbes rankings for the Top 10 here.  Rankings for 182 Resorts are here.  This article lists the 2013 rankings.

Wear a helmet: The home to Corbet’s Couloir retained it’s No. 1 ranking for 2013.

There’s nothing east of the Rockies on the list because no resort east of the Rockies has the snow or terrain to crack our awesomeness rankings–something that matters for both beginners and experts (soft western snow >> eastern ice).  Not that there isn’t fun to be had in the East or even the Midwest.  Ski wherever you can.  We plan to do a separate, eastern list next year.

Again, we rank awesomeness and awesomeness only.  If you want to find out what ski resort has the best hot chocolate and marshmallow bar, you’ll find that list elsewhere.  If you want the hard facts on what ski mountain gives you the best possibility of a soul-moving experience on and off the snow, then you need rankings based on our patented Pure Awesomeness Factor.  In the ski business, this is known as PAF.  It’s not something that resorts make public, but every mountain knows where it stands.  Most big resorts employ at least three data scientists who spend their days looking for methods to raise the resort’s PAF score.

Awesomeness is the only proxy for awesomeness.  It’s the critical path to a vacation that becomes legendary.  So for the second time ever, here are the top ten resorts in the United States according to PAF:

Everything is big–and awesome–at Jackson Hole.

1.  Jackson Hole, Wyoming(PAF = 98.5): 

The lift lines at Jackson Hole Mountain Resort are like those at a highway rest area bathroom at 2:00 a.m.: Almost nonexistent, except when they exist.  And just like that line at the bathroom, if a queue has grown large at Jackson Hole, then there is probably a great reason to get in it immediately.

One of the few spots where lines used to bubble up at Jackson was at the Thunder chairlift, which gets skiers to the hairier southern side of the resort.  On a powder day, Thunder was to be avoided; you planned your morning around it.  JHMR is a place run by skiers and they were more than aware of the choke point Thunder created.

So before last season, the people in charge installed a new chairlift, Marmot, whose base sits adjacent to that of Thunder’s.  It functions as a pressure-release valve for Thunder and provides the dual purpose of getting skiers back to the top of the Bridger Gondola for a snack or lunch without forcing them to ski to the bottom of this very tall mountain.  One medium-sized lift, one huge improvement.

All of the other things that made Jackson No. 1 in last year’s rankings remain true.  It’s still the best skiing mountain in North America.  It still has the best continuous fall line, the best terrain and the best backcountry of any mountain not in the Himalayas. And there’s that $30-million ascending jam fest of music, sweat and rollicking cheers, also known as The Tram, which offers the best return on 10 minutes of standing that you’ll ever be offered (all 4,139 feet of vertical, at once).

Jackson gets extra points for coming through with decent snow last winter (the winter that wasn’t) when most of the country’s ski resorts were still putting up with random patches of brown grass on January 15.  And it never hurts to have the most famous ski run in the world – Corbet’s Couloir – inside the boundaries.

On top of skiing, Jackson has come into its own as a culinary destination, a nifty feat for a place so small and thinly populated. The area is awash in new and creative eateries: Roadhouse Brewing Co., the Handle Bar at the Four Season (a Michael Mina concept), a great contemporary  spot in town in The Kitchen, and the reincarnation of a longtime local favorite, Billy’s Burgers. On the mountain, don’t miss waffles stuffed with Nutella and bananas at Corbet’s Cabin.

A minor gripe on the foot front (very minor): one of this column’s favorite restaurants in Jackson, Trio, made the mistake last winter of messing with one of the best burgers in America when it switched its meat patty from local bison to ho-hum angus beef.  It remains a fine burger, but it no longer stands out from stalwarts in New York and Chicago.

No time to eat?  You can still have it all: Stuff your pockets with Tram Bars, the most delicious energy bar in the world, sold all over at Jackson Hole and made just over the ridge in Victor, Idaho.

Snowbird: Best snow, epic terrain, epic lift.

2.   Alta and Snowbird, Utah (PAF = 97):

For most people, these two resorts that occupy a splendid apron of Little Cottonwood Canyon just 35 minutes from downtown Salt Lake should be the default ski vacation. Direct flights to Salt Lake can be had from most cities and the trip from the airport to the snow here is a leisurely stroll compared with the white-knuckle pilgrimage between Denver and Colorado’s resorts.

We rank Snowbird and Alta together because they aretogether.  They share a boundary line and even, for those who choose to purchase it, a joint lift ticket.  If you go to one, you should go to the other.  Unless you’re a snowboarder, in which case Alta won’t allow you to plow through its chutes and trees—and what glorious chutes and trees they are.

The terrain at Alta and Snowbird is the terrain against which all others are measured.  Snowbird’s tram, which, like Jackson’s, also traverses from the base of the resort to the top, is the only lift that compares with the tram at Jackson Hole. The lift line for the Snowbird tram on a prime powder day can get ugly—one of the drawbacks of being on top of a greater metropolitan area of 2 million people.

The good news is that not all of those people ski and, even better, this place has a lot of powder days—it gets 600 inches a year—more than anywhere outside of Alaska.  The snow is dependable and comes in a density that’s user friendly, like a stiff dollop of whipped milk on a cappuccino.  If you’re going on a trip for three days or less, it’s hard to go anywhere but Utah. We can’t stress enough how awesome the skiing is here.  If you haven’t been, just go.

Not to be missed: Snowbird’s Cliff Lodge, a wonderful modern building whose raw, reinforced concrete edifice evokes the work of architect Paul Rudolph, a brilliant shaper of glass and poured stone.

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The marriage between town and mountain in Telluride is unique.

3.  Telluride, Colorado (PAF = 90):

There isn’t a more charming notch in the Rocky Mountains than the perfect box canyon that Telluride inhabits.  The nearby peaks’ proximity makes the town feel more like the Alps than another Colorado ski town. The closeness of the mountains also makes for some chilly mornings, as it can be past brunch hour by the time sunlight hits Colorado Avenue, Telluride’s main street.  But that’s a small nit when it comes to one of the America’s best ski towns.

The gondola is a centerpiece of living in or visiting Telluride. It’s free for everybody and runs from 7 a.m. to midnight, giving both town and Mountain Village dwellers easy access to restaurants, bars and shops on either end of town or the resort.

The skiing at Telluride is good and continues to get better.  The fall lines are extended and true and the peaks in the near distance are 14,000-footers. Newer terrain on the backside in Revelation Bowl gives the resort a true Western snowfield experience and there are abundant chutes and hike-to steeps, some of which are accessed by the coolest steps not on the Vallée Blanche: the Gold Hill Chutes Staircase.

For this coming winter, in cooperation with the U.S. Forest Service, Telluride gladed some pine stands along the Palmyra Express lift as well as next to the Plunge lift.  The thinning removed down and dead trees, giving skiers better paths in the woods as well as getting more light and water to healthy trees, leading to a more robust forest overall. Telluride also has further expanded its boundaries above the treeline to include more of the north side of Bald Mountain.  The resulting new run is temporarily called Bald 6.  Ski it, own it… maybe they’ll name it after you.

Telluride’s dining options are commensurate with the kind of wealth that has concentrated on its streets and slopes during the last 20 years.  La Marmotte, in old town inside a 100-year old building near the base of the gondola, is a classic.  Get the tasting menu with the short ribs. Two new foodie standouts on the mountain for this season: Bon Vivant and Tomboy Tavern.

Welcome to Flavor-Town (the better-than Guy Fieri version): Try the breakfast burrito at The Butcher & Baker Cafe, a gem of a spot on Colorado Ave.  Includes: sweet potatoes, tomatoes, beans and eggs, and sausage if you want it.

Double Bonus time: Telluride has the nicest restrooms in the ski world – the resort actually uses the word “dominate” when comparing their bathrooms to those at other mountains.  So go ahead and dominate a pile of jalapenos on your chili bowl — with a heart empty of fear.

Vail offers the best skiing on Colorado’s I-70 corridor.

4. Vail, Colorado (PAF = 87): 

Vail moved up this year from No. 5 thanks to lift and technology improvements on the mountain.

There’s nothing in the U.S. so big as Vail’s 5,289 acres.  Vail is a megaresort; there’s no getting around this fact.  Not only is it big, but it’s popular.  You will see crowds here that are impossible anywhere else.

But as it turns out, James Surowiecki’s hypothesis regarding crowds is quite accurate when it comes to Vail: there’s a good reason all these people show up.  The terrain at Vail is the best and broadest of any of the central Colorado resorts.  It also benefits from being on the west side of Vail pass, which results in more snow compared with resorts on the east side of the pass (Copper, Keystone, Breckenridge).

Some of the biggest problems at Vail—long lines and bottlenecks—have been mitigated during the last two years.  If you ever remember waiting for two hours at the bottom of Chair No. 5 to get a ride off of the backside of the mountain, you needn’t fear such a fate again. Vail pulled that slow double chair out and installed a high-speed quad, which means things might get skied off faster back there, but at least, if you’re hustling, you stand a chance at three or four runs of face shots rather than just one—and that’s all you can ask for.

The crush at the bottom of the resort on busy days—when more than 20,000 people can be on the mountain—has been relieved by a new gondola that goes through Vail Village to Vail Mountain.  The new lift takes 10-passengers per cabin and treats riders with Wifi and heat.  No word yet if they’ll let you ride around and around without getting off.

Technology further enhances the on-mountain experience at Vail through its industry-leading EpicMix app for iPhones and Android devices. Once installed, the app tracks riders’ vertical feet skied. Volleys of bragging are easily disseminated to jealous friends and family through the app’s Facebook integration.  More than 40,000 people downloaded the app last year, which lead to 275,000 Facebook postings.

We’d be remiss to not mention Vail’s sister resort, Beaver Creek, in this spot as well. The mountains don’t touch each other like Alta-Snowbird or Park City-Deer Valley, but they share parent companies, lift tickets and the same snowfall profile—and they’re only 20 minutes apart from each other.  Beaver Creek, still one of the youngest ski resorts in the U.S. at 32 years old, was created to spar with the fanciest of the fancy: Utah’s Deer Valley, Idaho’s Sun Valley and Aspen Mountain—and it’s succeeded at that.

Beaver Creek’s lift network is comfy and thorough—and lines are well controlled, especially away from the mountain’s base.  There’s a quantity of sneaky-good terrain at the Beav as well; don’t miss the chance to test your edges on Birds of Prey, one of the more fearsome downhill courses on the World Cup. The top of the course is often studded with moguls, but some skiers can catch it groomed, slick and nasty—just like the World Cuppers like it. As you throw turns every 10 feet to control your speed at the top of the course, imagine straight-lining the whole stretch.  Then keep turning—all the way to a warm, free chocolate-chip cookie at the bottom, a Beaver Creek specialty.

Park City’s town lift.

5. Park CityDeer Valley and The Canyons – Utah (PAF = 86): 

This list is about ranking the best places to go skiing.  Park City is most certainly one of those places — and it happens to be a place with three mountains.  These are separate resorts, but they’re all within 10 minutes of each other (Park City Mountain Resort and Deer Valley actually share a boundary line) and taking a trip to one usually means taking a trip to the other.  Together these mountains surround the old mining town of Park City, Utah, which every January is also home to the Sundance Film Festival.

First, let’s tackle the town, then we’ll talk about the skiing.

Park City the town has more to offer than perhaps any other mountain town going. It’s bigger than Telluride, more accessible than Aspen, only 35 minutes from a major airport and the place is picture perfect in every sense.  Plus there is a ski run that runs right down to Main Street, serviced by the Town Lift, which carries you back up to the slopes of Park City Mountain Resort.  A good evening routine: hit up the No Name Saloon (locals still call it “the ‘Mo,” short for the bar’s old Alamo moniker) for a 24 oz. mug of Uinta  Brewing’s Cutthroat Pale Ale and then wander down to Park Avenue to Davanza’s  and grab a chicken-and-jalapeno pizza 0r a chicken parm sandwich.  If you’re feeling flusher, stay on Main Street and hit Zoom, Robert Redford’s restaurant that does a great job with local fare.

As for skiing, the best lift in town is The Canyon’s 9990.  At the very top of the resort, 9990 offers some hearty steep fall lines and a big north-facing slope that stays cold and dry even in the late spring.  A little hard work here usually yields some powder that tourists couldn’t find.  The Canyons also employs the best lift operators anywhere – this is a fact.  The Canyons spans 4,000 skiable acres, making it the biggest resort in Utah.  The resort is quite spread out, however, and a lot of time can be wasted trying to get from one end to the other.  Skiers should pick a side and mine it.

Deer Valley, the place where Mitt Romney skis, is as fancy as you might think.  But it also packs in some great shots of terrain, including the Daly chutes, which are accessed from the Empire Canyon lift.  At the bottom of that lift, at Empire Canyon Lodge, skiers will find not only the greatest ski lodge in the world, but also the greatest single dish served mountainside anywhere: Deer Valley’s Turkey Chili.  At less than $10, this mix of cumin, coriander, corn, black beans and big turkey pieces is an edible bargain at a place known for its bling.  All of the food at Deer Valley, in fact, is excellent — and no more expensive than food across the rest of the ski world.

Powder lasts a little longer at Deer Valley than other places.  Some of the best bets for long, lonely runs of untracked are some of the older, sleepier trails on the east-facing slope of Bald Mountain that are served by the Mayflower lift. Hit it early and hit it hard. Unless you’re a snowboarder.  Then, like with Alta, you won’t be hitting it at all.

Park City Mountain Resort is interesting because it backs right up to Main Street. The Town Lift is almost worth a lift ticket by itself.  But we rank it third among the three Park City resorts for its abundance of time-wasting run-outs, lack of continuous fall lines and, for Utah, something of a crowd problem.  The best spots on the mountain are those accessed by Jupiter chairlift.  There are some hikes that get skiers bigger shots and some of the terrain to the far skiers’ right is legitimately excellent.  There’s enough here to keep good skiers interested, but we don’t recommend straying far from Jupiter.

Get it while it’s fresh: On a snowing powder day, make for Deer Valley’s trees while the rich folk play bridge and the locals pound The Canyons and PCMR.

For a change: If you’re at PCMR, ski down to Main Street for an uncrowded lunch and drink a coffee to-go while you ride the Town Lift back to the snow.

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Alpine Meadows and Squaw Valley offer unique vistas.

6.  Squaw Valley / Alpine Meadows (PAF = 84):

Squaw and Alpine dropped two spots in our rankings because of the combined ranking of the Park City resorts, our first time doing that, and the improved score of Vail.

Squaw Valley and Alpine Meadows didn’t do anything wrong last season, but they were punished by the snow spirits as the place was bereft of a real snow base through January.  At that point, half of the high season was over.

We can’t reasonably hold such a thing against the resorts, although it might be wise on their part to file a complaint with the Department of Global Warming Problems.  The snow patterns are already mercurial around Lake Tahoe—evinced by the record 700 inches that fell during the winter of 2010-2011 and the utter dud of last winter—the place doesn’t need something else adding more unpredictability.

That said, these two resorts, now linked by a joint ownership agreement and a speedy 10-minute shuttle system called the Squaw-Alpine Express, share lift tickets, season passes and the best terrain in the Sierras.  The joining is an excellent deal for California skiers—something that was done to compete with Vail Resort’s Epic Pass, the best deal in skiing. (Vail owns three Tahoe-area resorts — Heavenly, Northstar and Kirkwood — that are included on the Epic Pass.)

The SquawAlpine megaplex has been aggressively updating its base areas, with plans to spend $50 million over 5 years adding restaurants, bars and all the fixins that go with big boy resorts.  For people who find that their ski-charging caffeine is better served in coffee than in a can of Red Bull, Squaw has a treat for you this winter: the first ever ski-in, ski-out Starbucks. It will be located at mid mountain.

On to the important stuff, skiing:  As always, if you hit Squaw/Alpine with the right conditions, there are few places with comparable terrain.  There’s a reason that many of the world’s best extreme skiers are bred on these lifts. Squaw sports one of the few true mountain trams in the United States (Jackson Hole, Snowbird, Big Sky, Jay Peak) and the only U.S. funitel, a high speed gondola that runs on two wires, which allows it to continue operations in rougher weather and when wind events kick up, as they often do in the Sierra.  For this year, Squaw has installed a new high-speed six-pack lift (they’ll fill all of those seats on Saturdays) that will get people to Shirley Lake and Granite Chief’s chutes and trees all the quicker.

Because we find it bizarre and fun every time we mention it: Squaw Valley hosted the 1960 Winter Olympics.

Spots No. 7 – No. 10

Silverton Mountain (PAF: NA) - Silverton’s PAF score is, in fact, off of the charts.  We covered it in the magazine here.   It’s a mountain only fit for expert skiers and people who are comfortable with the spartan amenities of an outhouse and a yurt with a keg on wheels.  We’re good with that.  Very good.  Silverton isn’t a destination resort, which is why its PAF score doesn’t calculate, but it’s most certainly a destination.

Silverton: holy ground

Brighton/Solitude (PAF: 83) - These side-by-side Utah mountains are the light versions of Alta-Snowbird.  They’re one ridge north, in Big Cottonwood Canyon rather than Little Cottonwood Canyon, but they get the same copious snow that annually buries Alta and Snowbird.  Solitude and Brighton aren’t as vertical, but there are lots of spots, especially at Solitude, worth an expert’s time.  And the best part about these two mountains: they’re remarkably uncrowded.

Solitude has world-class trees and snow.

Big Sky (PAF: 81) - Montana skiing doesn’t get the love it deserves.  We’re going to change that soon.  Big Sky has some great terrain, but it loses points on accessibility (you have to fly to Bozeman) and the fact that the place is always cold and has a weaker base village.

Big Sky delivers on its moniker.

Wolf Creek (PAF: 80) - This Southwest Colorado resort, if it had more vertical and steeps, would be one of the legendary ski destinations in the world.  It’s still a great spot as it is and it receives the best snow in all of Colorado by a big margin.  The powder can last because this place is hard to reach.  At the base, don’t miss the green chili, made with local green chiles.

Wolf Creek: Snow to the roof… and green chiles.

A-Basin (PAF: 80) - A poor man’s Alta (except snowboarders are allowed here), parking lot barbecues serve up more collective protein here than do the restaurants on the mountain.  A-Basin is the spot where gritty central Colorado skiers gather to ski legitimate steeps and epic lines on a powder day.

A-Basin: Steepest spot in central Colo

Newark to Bozeman

Navigating the Bozeman Airport

Here is a recent article we found on the Phasmid Rentals website.

 

Navigating the Bozeman Airport, BZN

Getting the most out of the best little airport in Montana, part 1.

Best BZN Car Rental Agency

Having now owned two businesses that service the Bozeman Yellowstone International Airport at Gallatin Field, AKA Bozeman Airport, AKA BZN I have learned a couple of tips and tricks that friends often ask that we pass on to the consumer. In this short article we will go over some of our tricks for arriving passengers. Stay tuned for another article for departing passengers.

1) If the very bump, yet beautiful decent into Gallatin Valley hasn’t gotten you excited yet, certainly the lodge styling and comfortable atmosphere of the airport will. Where else  are the advertisers in the airport Simms Fishing or various Fly Shops and not Siemens or Cisco? It is a fairly long walk to baggage claim and the signage is poor, just go with the flow and you will be fine. You will descend two escalators, or an available elevator, to baggage claim. Baggage claim is nearly central to the building structure.

You will be greeted by a roaring fire in the stone fireplace as well as numerous bronzes highlighting Montana’s unique history and ecosystems. This is where a member of the Phasmid team will meet you with a placard with your name. On this main floor the following concessions are available: Copper Horse Bistro. Fair coffee and the most expensive slice of frozen pizza imaginable. They also sell other beverages and some t-shirts. You are better off biding your time to get out of the airport. There is also a Montana Gift Corral, the sell bottled drinks and souvenir items. There is also a Yellowstone Association store. We highly recommend you pay a short visit here while waiting for your luggage.

Most visitors assume that the Yellowstone Association store is just another ridiculously priced airport tourist trap. This is not true. They offer excellent maps, naturalist guides, and journals regarding Yellowstone National Park. They are also staffed predominately by volunteers who are passionate about the Park and enjoy sharing information. The highlight of the shop is the interactive map they have. This map not only highlights where certain attractions are, but also has recent updates on where wolves and bears have recently been seen. For those spending longer than a couple of days in Yellowstone, it is highly recommended to become a member for $35.00. The discounts given on park lodging far exceed cost of membership.

BZN Terminal Guide

Carrying on… While you are waiting for your bags- which are sometimes waiting for you before you get to baggage claim, other times seemingly take forever: you can also a) use the restrooms (located underneath the escalators). 2) Send one member of your party to start waiting in line for your rental car if you haven’t booked through Phasmid. 3) Take you picture with the giant bronze bear or T-Rex skull. 4) Check out the informative hands on mammal tracking exhibit next to baggage claim 2. 5) Collect some free rack cards at the outdated information kiosk. 5) all of the above- it is a pretty small airport after all.

If your bags did not arrive: Delta is currently the only company that has a designated lost luggage counter (maybe they lose more luggage than anyone else?). This counter is located by Carousel 1. For other airlines you will need to go to the ticket counter. These are on the west side of the building. If you are facing the baggage claims turn left. Although there may not be an attendant right away, they will come eventually. Over the years our guests who have had luggage lost have always had their luggage returned in a timely manner- no matter where they are. We have had people get a bag delivered to random campgrounds on the Madison river and cabins up Bridger Canyon. So do not fret too much. Anyway, Phasmid Rentals always keeps a supply of toothbrushes and extra clothes/ gear on hand for those who are dealt a raw deal.

So now you have your bags: a) If you rented from Phasmid your team member will help you with the bags to your rental car waiting right out front (no need for a $5 cart hire or anything else).

b) If you did not rent from Phasmid: Head east young man! The rental car counters are on the east side of the building. If you have a familyBZN Rental Car Lots and/ or lots of luggage, wait in baggage claim and send the leading renter to the rental car counters only. It will likely be 10-30 minutes so get comfortable. It is highly, highly recommended you reserve your rental car in advance. Bozeman Airport car rental agencies often run out of rental cars. Assuming you have a reservation, get the keys, sign over your first born child, and pay too much for things you don’t need, and then continue east another 150-yards to the car rental parking lot. Once you locate your rental (don’t worry, it is a pretty small lot- only about 300-cars), turn right out of the rental car lot back towards the airport terminal. Stay in the righthand most lane (you are not allowed in the other lanes), and park in front of the door closest to baggage claim. Your family will hopefully still be waiting for you inside. Although Bozeman Airport security is typically incredibly nice, they have been issuing verbal warnings to people parking unattended in front of arrivals for too long. You will really want to be shaking a leg anyway, because the process to get here will have likely taken 30+ minutes by now.

(Update on renting from Phasmid: you are already on the road having collected all of the good maps and local insight you may need for a great Montana Experience) End Interlude.

Once you have your rental car loaded, start heading out the only way you can go. It is about 1-mile to get out of the airport. The road dead ends into Frontage Road. Turn left to go to Bozeman and Livingston. Right to go to Big Sky, Dillon, Twin Bridges, Belgrade, etc.

If you do not plan to rent a car we hope you have good friends in Bozeman, because the taxi services stink! Most of the major hotel chains that service the Bozeman and Belgrade area have a free airport shuttle. Make sure you contact where you are staying to confirm this and how to get the shuttle. They do NOT run regularly like most major markets.

If you are staying somewhere else and were planning to walk outside and get in line at the Taxi queue, you will be screwed. There is NO regular taxi service at the Bozeman airport. I repeat, there are no regular taxis at BZN. If you think you can walk to your hotel from the airport, you are wrong again. Frontage Road is treacherous. Perhaps the most dangerous road in America to walk along. There is also no scheduled public transportation from BZN to Bozeman (or anywhere else).

Your Taxi Options: Greater Valley Taxi Classic Limo, Shuttle to Big Sky and TaxiKarst Stage

Be warned: Taxi/ Limo Fees often GREATLY exceed rental car prices or even staying at hotel with a free shuttle. Rarely will a fare be less than $50, and you will be ride sharing. Getting to big sky will easily exceed $200 each way. Check out our other recent article on transportation to Big Sky.

In conclusion: We love the Bozeman Airport. We also love all the bad and overpriced ground transportation options, mostly because we offer a good and affordable ground transportation option. Whatever way you choose to get from BZN to your end destination, you must prearrange your taxi, hotel shuttle, or rental car before you arrive at Bozeman Airport. We have seen it happen too many times where people get stuck; the next taxi available will be there in 3-hours… the hotel shuttle driver left work early… the only rental car available is $500/ day… Please, make your travel plans in advance.

As long as you pre-arrange your ground transportation from BZN, you will certainly have a great experience at our best little airport in Montana.

Bozeman’s Brilliance at it again.

Thanks Sunset Magazine. See the full article here.

 

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Bozeman, MT

Winner: Best place to reboot your life

Set between the Gallatin and Bridger Ranges, Bozeman offers easy access to thousands of acres of Gallatin National Forest, hundreds of miles of blue-ribbon trout streams (the nearby Yellowstone and Madison Rivers are ranked among the best in the world), and three downhill ski areas, including nonprofit Bridger Bowl, just 18 miles north of town.

Between 2000 and 2012, Bozeman’s population grew more than 40 percent, and a good deal of that growth came from urban refugees seeking a smaller-city pace and daily access to the outdoors. For some, the move is part of a grand plan to finally work on that big idea. For others, new ventures are born out of ​necessity; in the absence of major metro jobs, many newcomers create their own.

Winters are long and cold—think average lows of 15° in February—but locals bundle up and embrace them. They flock to such events as the Wild West WinterFest (“Flakes Welcome!”), a February tradition that includes ​everything from a quilt show to a dog keg pull, in which Fido hauls a sled loaded with one or more kegs of beer.

Reasons not to move to Bozeman?

Found this article recently at High Country News (hcn.com). We agree with most, especially how great the Bozeman Airport is!

 

Top 10 reasons not to move to Bozeman

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Ray Ring | Dec 30, 2013 05:00 AM

In my role as a journalistic curmudgeon, today I’d like to tell you some of the drawbacks of living in a trendy Western town that often makes the Top 10 lists drawn up by the likes of Outside magazineEntrepreneur magazine, and Livability.com.

I’m talking about Bozeman, Montana – and how the conventional wisdom is only part of the story. In the 19 years I’ve lived in Bozeman, I’ve watched my town gain an international reputation as some kind of paradise. Click on any award-giver in the first paragraph – along with the American Planning AssociationCNN MoneyFodor’s TravelNational Geographic Adventure magazine, and the American Cities Business Journals – to get a sense of the distant experts expressing quick and easy attitude about my town.

 

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Bozeman, Montana. Photograph from Flickr user Dan Nguyen.

 

Of course there’s a lot to like about Bozeman – a Western university town in a scenic valley rimmed by mountains, near ski slopes and fishable rivers. We have a nice downtown, a small airport that’s surprisingly well-connected, few traffic jams, and tech entrepreneurs mixing with conservationists and hipsters — and a few actual cowboys.

On top of that, our homegrown entertainment includes a group of local women who create edgy comedy routines – check Broad Comedy on YouTube, singing “I Didn’t F*ck It Up” or imitating inner-city rappers in “Soccer Mom Ho.” You can even buy a Bozeman T-shirt letting the world know that you’re a supporter of our very own Green Coalition of Gay Loggers for Jesus.

But any town has drawbacks, whether we’re talking Paradise, Utah, or Paradise, Calif., or Paradise, Nev., or the various versions of San Francisco and Aspen and so on. That’s why many local governments have adopted a new “Code of the West” officially warning any paradise-seeking immigrants of the problems they’ll encounter when they move in, such as – egads! – rough roads, dangerous wildfires and the aroma of cattle.

The hyped-up Top 10 lists don’t admit the drawbacks of my town. They just encourage paradise-seekers to move in – and thousands of people have apparently followed the advice by moving to Bozeman since I got here.

So, tongue in cheek, here’s my rebellion against the hype: The Top 10 Reasons Not To Move To Bozeman.

(1) Begin with the town’s name – it’s lame. John M. Bozeman was a grandiose hustler who helped establish the town in 1864, while he was promoting the “Bozeman Trail,” a dangerous shortcut for white settlers traveling through Wyoming and Idaho to Montana gold camps. John M. Bozeman hoped that his new town would “swallow up all the tenderfeet … from the east, with their golden fleeces to be taken care of,” one immigrant reported. But the whole Bozeman Trail quickly became a fiasco, as tribes including the Lakota Sioux, the Northern Cheyenne and the Northern Arapaho resisted the intrusion on their turf; within only four years or so, Native warriors wiped out 81 U.S. Army soldiers in the infamous Fetterman massacre and shut down the trail for good. As for John M. Bozeman himself, he had abandoned his wife and three young daughters in Georgia when he headed west to seek his fortune – setting the pattern for all the schemers and lone wolves who’ve come to this town since then.

John M. Bozeman had some good qualities (handsome, muscular, a crack shot). But fundamentally he was “a reckless man (who) never could see danger anywhere,” according to one of his own friends back in the 1860s. He dressed like a dandy, in “the black beaver-cloth cutaway coat and striped dress trousers favored by gamblers,” according to historians and friends, and made his living as “a speculator” who “farmed a bit, got in a few fights, gambled a lot, dreamed up business schemes, and was out of town for long periods of time.”

 

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A new bank will be built in the field on the right, at the southeast edge of Bozeman, half a mile from any other commercial development. Photograph by Ray Ring.

 

John M. Bozeman’s ventures included investing in a hotel and a river ferry, and delivering mail himself between Bozeman and the Virginia City mining camp, for 50 cents per piece – shameless price gouging. “His conscience was very elastic,” a friend reported, and “to beat a man out of his wages or to neglect paying a bill or jumping a claim were matters of very little moment with him. … His faults were produced by his education, or the lack of it rather, and the social system of the South, where labor was a disgrace to a white man. (He) had no use for money except to bet with, and the most congenial place to him on earth was the saloon, with a few boon companions at a table, playing a game of draw.”

And John M. Bozeman only lasted a few years in Bozeman. At the age of 32, he was murdered – either by more hostile natives or by the jealous husband of a woman he was having an affair with. It was “the universal suspicion on the part of the husbands of the few women in town” that John Bozeman was a philanderer chasing the local married women, in the words of one historian. After he was killed, his estate wasn’t worth as much as his outstanding bills.

(2) The weather. Yes, when you mention Montana, most people understand the weather is often bad here – as in, cold. And thanks to global warming, the cold spells seem to be getting a bit warmer and less prolonged. But still. I’ve had to deal with more than a foot of heavy wet snow that fell in my yard one day in mid-June several years ago, collapsing many of my leafed-out deciduous trees and crushing the mirage of summer.

The most recent seriously cold spell, a snowstorm in early December, generated these daily low temperatures, measured at the Montana State University campus near my house (with the late sunrise this time of year, these were the below-zero temperatures you would’ve faced, if you were in Bozeman commuting to work first thing in the morning):

 

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A recent snowstorm competes with Christmas decorations in downtown Bozeman. Photograph by Flickr user Craig Dugas.

 

Dec. 3  -  2 below zero F

Dec. 4  -  9 below zero

Dec. 5  -  14.2 below zero

Dec. 6  -  16.1 below zero

Dec. 7  -  19.3 below zero

Dec. 8  -  19.4 below zero

Dec. 9  -  10 below zero

Three of these days, the high temperature in late afternoon didn’t even break zero. This all came down a couple of weeks before the official beginning of winter.

(3) The movie theaters. Movies can be intellectually and emotionally stimulating, a great cultural fix and an enjoyment — but lately they’re in short supply in Bozeman. When I moved here, we had two historic downtown movie theaters and a multiplex with about a half-dozen additional screens. Then another national theater chain opened a second multiplex, adding more than a half-dozen additional screens. At that point, a wide range of new movies showed in Bozeman, beyond the standard blockbusters aimed at teen-agers and families with young kids. But since then, both downtown theaters have stopped showing movies, and one multiplex closed.

So now we’re down to only the newer multiplex, which is run by the biggest national chain, Tennessee-based Regal Entertainment Group – part of billionaire Philip Anschutz’s empire. Anschutz is a politically active conservative Christian, opposing gay rights and backing various right-wing causes, and Regal Entertainment not only seems to have his conservative philosophy, the company also seems ignorant of basic facts like, Bozeman has more than 38,000 residents, and tens of thousands more live just outside city limits. Many of the locals are intelligent adults making careers not only in the university, but also in dozens of local high-tech companies, Montana’s biggest ski resort (Big Sky), Yellowstone National Park (also nearby), or doing their own creative work in art, writing, photography, music, dance including more than one local ballet company, the local opera company, the local Shakespeare company, and so on.

As I write this blog post, these very good new movies have not yet shown in Bozeman’s multiplex, even though they’ve been showing elsewhere around the West for weeks or months: 12 Years a Slave (a true story of 19th century slavery in this country, by the famous director Steve McQueen), All is Lost (Robert Redford suffering a solo shipwreck), Inside Llewyn Davis (the new Coen brothers flick), Dallas Buyers Club (Matthew McConaughey playing an early AIDS victim), Nebraska (same director as previous hits Sideways and The Descendants), Philomena (another British gem starring Judi Dench), Blue is the Warmest ColorKill Your DarlingsBlue Jasmine (directed by Woody Allen, starring Cate Blanchett and Alec Baldwin), The Great Beauty, and Wadjda (a Saudi Arabian girl struggles for her rights).

 

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Fox Searchlight Pictures poster for the new ’12 Years a Slave’ film, which has not been shown in Bozeman’s multiplex theater, even though it’s been in wide release around the country for nearly two months.

 

Many of those movies have already won awards and will soon be nominated for Academy Awards, but somehow they’re not appropriate for Bozeman? Or they can be shown here long after most other audiences have seen them? Give Bozeman a break, Regal Entertainment Group, or more like, give us what we’re due.

I better acknowledge, two nights per month, a small nonprofit group called the Bozeman Film Festival brings some of the ignored-by-Regal movies to an auditorium in a former school, where the screen is small and the sound can be difficult to decipher. That’s a noble effort – thanks very much, Bozeman Film Festival – but it’s not a substitute for a state-of-the-art movie theater providing longer runs in better conditions.

(4) Lack of cultural or ethnic diversity. There is none in Bozeman, unless you imagine that white ice climbers are way different from white skiers who are way different from white fly fishermen. In the whole county, 95.5 percent of the residents are white, reporting no mixed blood at all. Hispanics make up roughly 3 percent, Natives about 1 percent, blacks less than half-a-percent. So for this kind of diversity, Bozeman is very boring. Pretty much anywhere I travel, other than Wyoming, I’m always struck by how much more diverse – and interesting – other communities are.

(5) Isolation. Bozeman is a long distance from any real urban area – the nearest is the Salt Lake City metro area, roughly 430 miles away. This has to do with fact that Montana is the only state that doesn’t even border a state that has a city of one million. To get to Salt Lake City, you have to drive through hundreds of miles of Idaho. To get to Seattle, you also have to drive through Idaho, and to get to Denver, you have to drive across all of Wyoming. And so on. So when you want a city fix, it takes some doing.

(6) Wildfires. I used to tell friends who might like to visit Bozeman, the best time to come is during July and August, when the weather is most reliably good. But largely due to climate change, those months are now wildfire season, with a high risk of smoke filling the air, blocking views of the mountains and causing headaches and other health complaints. Now I tell friends who want to come during the warm weather, it’s a gamble – they might experience air quality similar to inland Los Angeles.

(7) Occasional bad land-use planning. The city and county planners based in Bozeman, and their supporters, have good intentions and would probably do more to protect the landscape and the current residents who like things as they are, but they’re constrained by local politics. They also, like all of us, make mistakes within what the politics allow.

As a result, we have a great deal of random sprawl – residential developments popping up on agricultural land outside the city, straining taxpayer-funded public services including law enforcement and road maintenance. And in the city, we have a large car wash that was allowed to wedge itself into a modern smart-growth neighborhood of houses, apartments and office buildings on North 15th Avenue, where there are no other commercial enterprises – as if the neighborhood residents would like to walk to a car wash instead of to a coffee shop or a cafe or small grocery. It’s apparently a fine car wash, but does it belong in this neighborhood?

 

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A smart-growth neighborhood in Bozeman, interrupted by a new car wash business. Photograph by Ray Ring.

 

Meanwhile, at the central sports-field complex, we have an array of super bright lights on tall poles whose bothersome glare extends for miles – the opposite of the “Dark Skies” movement taking hold elsewhere in the West. Banks are being allowed to build new branches around the city’s fringes, like the one going in now, all by itself, in a streamside field on Kagy Boulevard, where horses grazed until recently (shown in a photo around #1 in this blog post) – as if we need more banks in a town already saturated with them (an indication of the affluence here).

 

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The car wash, which has a neighborhood pedestrian crossing right in front of it. Photograph by Ray Ring.

 

In arguably its biggest mistake, last August the city government had to pay $2 million to settle a dispute with a wealthy developer who felt burned by a city manager’s land-use decision. There are other obvious planning and land-use debacles, but this writing is long enough.

(8) Microbrewery suppression. Montana now has nearly 40 craft brewers – ranking in the top three states in breweries per-capita – making wonderful beers and ales, like Moose Drool and Cold Smoke (as in, windblown snow). But Montana microbreweriesare suppressed by the hard-liquor saloons that are organized as the Montana Tavern Association, making it unduly difficult to drink a fresh draft microbrew.

It works like this: Under state law, the hard-liquor saloons must have state licenses. The state also limits the number of those licenses, so bidding wars erupt and a license can now cost more than $100,000. Microbreweries don’t have to buy those licenses. The Tavern Association thinks that isn’t fair, so it pressures the Montana Legislature to pass laws ordering that microbreweries can only serve their product in “tasting rooms” for limited hours – 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. “Microbreweries here operate under some of the most restrictive regulations in the country,” says the head of the Montana Brewers Association. As a result, when I venture into any of the good microbreweries in the Bozeman area, last call is 8 p.m.

(9) Restaurants. Maybe due to the lack of cultural and ethnic diversity, Bozeman has no restaurants specializing in Indian food, none specializing in Ethiopian or other varieties of African food, no Peruvian or Brazilian or Spanish cuisine, and so on. We have some good restaurants, including sushi, Thai, and a co-op that serves from steamer trays, but overall Bozeman’s fare tends to be middle-of-the-road. Maybe more important, Bozeman also has no restaurant open 24/7, and the coffee shops don’t stay open late, so night owls seeking community, you’re out of luck here.

(10) The supervolcano near Bozeman. It underlies Yellowstone National Park, generating the heat for all the geysers and hotpots, and as anyone who’s watched the supervolcano documentaries on the Discovery Channel and PBSit could erupt anytime. And when it does generate its next eruption – actually the term is supereruption, and some experts say this is “overdue” – it will obliterate Bozeman, along with ruining the whole planet’s atmosphere. So despite the influx of wealthy people driving up the prices of Bozeman real estate, our property values are really iffy, long-term.

I could list more than these Top 10 Reasons Not To Move To Bozeman, but like I said, this is long enough. And like I also said, I’m writing this tongue-in-cheek, because I do like living in Bozeman, despite the drawbacks. But those who are thinking of moving here, keep this list in mind. And fellow Bozemanites, if you’d like to chime in, please do.

Ray Ring is a senior editor of High Country News, and he is based in Bozeman. The descriptions of John M. Bozeman for this post were found in Bozeman and the Gallatin Valley: A history, by Phyllis Smith, and John M. Bozeman: Montana Trailmaker, by Merrill G. Burlingame. The list of new movies that haven’t shown in Bozeman’s multiplex theater is derived from months of the multiplex’s ads in the local newspaper.